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$xhtml = array(
	'<{title}>' => 'Burnt Toast',
	'<{body}>' => <<<END
<p>
	I woke up this morning unable to move my right arm.
	It was sleep paralysis again.
	This is the third time it&apos;s happened, though the first two times, it was my left arm instead.
	The first time was outright horrifying.
	It had never happened before, and my arm simply would not respond to anything! After I calmed down, I remembered reading about sleep paralysis, though I hadn&apos;t read about it being localized to a single limb.
	The second time, I didn&apos;t panic though.
	This had happened before, and it didn&apos;t last long.
	This third time, it felt sort of mundane, and I just used my left hand to flop my right arm around until I regained use of it.
	This is really weird though.
	I can&apos;t find any indication online that sleep paralysis is able to effect only a single limb.
	If this is what I think it is, I can&apos;t be the only one that has had this lesser form of sleep paralysis.
</p>
<p>
	I found an Xposed module that adds the sending application&apos;s icon to any toast notification received on the device.
	The source code is available, but there is <a href="https://github.com/MohammadAG/Xposed-Burnt-Toast/issues/6">no license</a> for the code.
	I&apos;ve posted an issue about the lack of license, so I&apos;m hoping to get it cleared up.
	There&apos;s no guarantee that anyone is actually monitoring that issue page though.
</p>
<p>
	My <a href="/a/canary.txt">canary</a> still sings the tune of freedom and transparency.
</p>
END
);
